your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude
foreign languages are all fun and games UNTIL IT COMES TO IRREGULARS AND CONJUGATION
fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them
anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
someone right now could be thinking dirty thoughts about you
I encourage those who are to share them with me.
If you think dirty thoughts about me I’ll get offended if you don’t share them with me